blonde joke

[RegDCP]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.

4.. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[cbuckley]

Lol that's a funny one.

[Mitcho1989]

LMAO thats great. love that one

[magicyte]

lol that was good.

[RegDCP]

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

[deathshadow]

My personal favorite

Three blondes set out hiking through the woods, when they come upon a set of tracks.

The first one says "Deer have been through here."

Second one comes back certain "No, too big for deer, those must be elk tracks."

Number three comes back with "You're both wrong - look at the size of them, they must be moose tracks."

spoiler

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

Ooh, spoiler tag. I love spoiler tags.

[magicyte]

WOW lol they're idiots..

[RegDCP]

(Feb-08-2010 10:37 PM)magicyte Wrote:  WOW lol they're idiots..

I believe the term is "Blond"

[magicyte]

Oh yeah forgot to say I'm blonde :/ ha I take no offense!